Aletheia ~ Veracious Reality

Title: Best Malfoy Legs Since the 1800s
Pairings/Characters: Scorpius, implied AS/S
Rating: PG-13 for crossdressing
Warnings/Kinks: skinny boy in a skirt
Medium: pencil; smudges cleaned in Photoshop
Summary: Draco muses that it's karma for making Crabbe and Goyle polyjuice as little girls. Lucius thinks his legs look better when he was younger. Narcissa just wants a cup of tea.
Artist's Notes: Won the Golden Squid for Truth In Advertising at hp_april_fools *g*
n00b drawing mistakes fixed by my art beta, rea_saint. The leather upholstery belongs to him (the idea of it, that is, not the physical object.) If I'm not lazy I would turn this into a lineart and beg someone to color it. Unlikely to happen, but if someone has advice on how to turn sketches into linearts, I'm all ears.

( Best Malfoy Legs Since the 1800s )

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1. This is the picture that, two months back, I was sketching and thinking, "You know who's skinny? Merlin!"
I want a modern-day!AU where Merlin's an underwear/swimsuit model and Arthur's a photographer, and it's for a borderline soft pr0n magazine. And Arthur's giving Merlin half-breathy directions, and Merlin's getting turned on and his eyes gleamed gold.
Whoops, didn't mean to go the anthropomorphic dragon route there.

2. Why is it that I'm so much more shameless when it comes to Merlin/Arthur pr0n? It's not that the fandom's kinkier than HP. Is there even a kinkier fandom than HP?
Not to mention completely shameless about Bradley/Colin too. Huh.

3. I think I've pinpointed why I'm uninterested with Merlin RP games. Merlin, Arthur, Morgana, Gwen...they're all main characters. In HP, I can RP as obscure characters (Padma, Terry, Al, Scorpius), only-exist-in-notes characters (Su Li), my own OFC (Jade Malfoy)...even Draco's not a main character in canon except for HBP.

With Merlin, I can't help but be more judgmental and going "OoC! OoC!" when an RP-er's interpretation of the character significantly differs from mine.

ETA 10:43 p.m.: * Speaking of RP-ing, May 15th is Blog Like It Isn't You Day.
...I can blog as a random magic user sentenced to death in Camelot? =P

[ LJ | IJ | DW ]

1. summerslaughter posted 44 Hikago recs and other links for Hikago day.
(Why not 55? *g*)

2. I have no clue where she popped up from, but Lily Granger Weasley is the cutest redhead pumpkin ever =D And I can't wait until Scorpius arrives \o/

Threads here (Draco and Lily) and here (H/D)

Lily: I no shout. I talk Scopus, uh huh.
Hewwo, budder!

Draco: I beg your pardon.
Hello Buddha? What on earth makes you call him Buddha. If this is some reference to the way I look then I can only...
Did you just call Scorpius your brother?

3. I usually don't like a guy with facial hair, but Tony Stark? Hot. Especially from the back (his back, not his arse =P)
Ironman? PWNs.
The titanium alloy scales covering the spine & tailbone = love.

4. I don't know why I'm surprised that Harrison Ford has grown old, but I am.

5. Shia Labeouf actually looks good in a leather jacket and astride a motorbike.

(X-posted @ LJ)

1. Write Harry Potter fanfic to earn your A-levels!
Well, sort of:

They [students] will also have to write their own 500 to 800-word story inspired by the book [Philosopher's Stone].

And, um, what's this about retaking parts of the exam? Why take exams seriously if you know you can't fail? O_o

2. Over at HP Dungeons, Lucius finally believed Narcissa and Severus' entreaties that Draco is pregnant.

3. I haz until Nov 19, 2010 to read DH.

4. slytherin_100's 32nd prompt, strand, is open until May 10, 2008.
The 31st prompt, mask, is open until May 3. Feel free to combine the two prompts.

5. I can haz microscope cake?
The golden scorpion cake art is awesome too. And the 50 y.o. cognac cake.

X-posted @ LJ

+ wrote "China Doll," Draco/Pansy drabble
(for slytherin_100's common room prompt & writing_game's China Doll prompt)

+ wrote "Waiting for the Bus" (Good Omens drabble)

+ tried to entice the muse, with a success rate that is higher than 0%. Yay?

+ played this awesome song (entirely from Windows XP & 98 sounds) over and over again.
+ discovered the game Filler. It felt like creating moons and satellites.
* decided to stop waxing lyrical about the solar system before I fell into Hikaru no Go territory.

+ Aww'd at the Severus/Draco/Harry interaction at hp_dungeons

+ LOL'd at "Sips off, you ducking yanker!"
+ discovered XKCD/Penny Arcade slash. It's canon, people.

* for a brief ten seconds, actually contemplated applying for Padma. Heh.

+ is pleased by my remixthedrabble assignments. Have decided which remix(es) to write. Ditto for remixredux.

How was everyone's week? =D


X-posted @ LJ

Only one day left to submit your prompts for the Return of the Vamp-bunny Challenge!

Read the rules and post your bunnies here.

My Vamp-bunnies:
- Vamp!Snape/Draco
- Vamp!Harry/Draco
- Vamp!Draco/Harry
- Vamp!Draco/Hermione
- Vamp!Scorpius, Harry/Draco
- Vamp!James or Vamp!Al, H/D
- Vamp!Scorpius/Al

Admit it, you used to be a sekkrit Anne Rice fangirl ;-)
(I used to, until she killed Armand NOOOOOOoooooo. Ahem. She did resurrect him, but by that point she was already in her Catholic mode.)

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Al Potter (15 y.o.) answered What kind of superhero would you be?

Terry Boot (14 y.o.) answered What superpower do you want?


(X-posted @ LJ)

Noone's available on MSN T_T

Talk to me! *clutches at your shirt*
Or rather, talk to my muses!

Ask my muse a question or tag them to do a meme *pleading eyes*

Harry Potter muses:
24 y.o. Draco Malfoy (dm1980)
24 y.o. Su Li (androgynous88)
14 y.o. Su Li (androgynous)
14 y.o. Terry Boot (boot_sequence)
15 y.o. Al Potter (sneaky_potter)
15 y.o. Scorpius Severus Malfoy (score_malfoy)
11 y.o. Jade Malfoy (meigui)

Original muses:
angels_abide (17 y.o. Li Hua, 21 y.o. Azriel and Micha Moravia)

(X-posted @ LJ)

Score is angsting that Jade isn't around for Christmas hols.

The subsequent conversations with Al are here, here and here.

sneaky_potter said: !!! Is that you? You're so bloody cute as a child. Why weren't you wearing any clothes? X-D



score_malfoy said: No, it's my dad.
Of course it's me, you idiot! Although grandma likes to say that we're indistinguishable save for my eye color. I'm less pasty too, although I wouldn't say that to my dad.
I...really don't remember why I wasn't wearing any clothes. I might have come back from playing in the mud or something and then streaked across the hallway to the bathroom.

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sneaky_potter wrote: So now Score thinks that I want a girlfriend. Sometimes, he's so clueless I want to cry.

I just...I'm his best friend, and I know that he doesn't think of girls that way (or boys), so in a way that's a great relief.

Sometimes, though, I wonder--is it really Jade that's the problem here? That's what I've always thought before. But maybe--maybe I'm just too convenient for him.

...

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Jade talks about taking English class at school and her classmates snubbing her.

The conversations between Jade, Score and Al are here and here.



meigui said: We're reading Harry Potter: the Hogwarts Years for our International History class starting next week (^_^)

Ingrid flipped out when I told her my brother is the best friend of THE Harry Potter's son. She pestered me to ask you to send pictures! "Preferably the two of them in Quidditch uniform." She probably wanted to make money out of this (*_*)

score_malfoy said: ROTFL X-D
Wait, wait, I have to call Al over here! AHAhahahahahahaha...

sneaky_potter said: Huh? What?

Oh, hi Jade. Long time no see.

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It's a bit disturbing how easy it is for me to RP as two 14 y.o. boys and one 10 y.o. girl...interacting with one another. Awesome split personality, Y/N? X-D

Cross-posted @ al_n_score here and @ GJ.