Aletheia ~ Veracious Reality

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick five of your icons. Pick five of my icons, too, if you so desire.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon squee. Whoo!

biichan gave me these icons:

AS/S = the one shining light in that epilogue OF HELL. *_*
I'm having so much fun writing different permutations of Scorpius. Atm I have at least three, ahaha. It's harder to write different Albuses though--I keep on getting stuck with his stupid parents.

Eugenides currently owns my devotion <333 Those who haven't read Megan Whalen Turner's Thief series: Read eeeet. Also, in the third book you don't need slash goggles to ship Eugenides/Costis X-D Ahem.

I had this icon before the LJ strikethrough/bold 2007. It was part of an icon post on Broken Glass. Also: Why does society reward people for their lies and crimes? D: (Huge Book deals)

This icon pretty much sums up my feelings on JKR's treatment of Harry and Draco. Draco = James = Ginny = loud bullies who's the center of his/her friends' attention.

Harry/Ginny's too Oedipal for my taste. If Rowling had Harry and Ginny bonding over being possessed by the Dark Lord, I would've bought the pairing. But she didn't, so DO NOT WANT.

James...I don't dislike him as much as Sirius. But sorry James, if you have lived Harry would've been a more gigantic prat. So I'm glad you died.

Draco...I find all his "My Father" posturing/insecurity too bloody cute <3 Also Draco/Pansy is so much a poser couple that I just find them endearing X-D

Luna is possibly the only canon female character that I like, aside from Narcissa. I liked Hermione until she pulled that centaur thing on Umbridge. I liked Ginny until she said "I've always loved you, Harry *limpid eyes*" I liked Tonks until she moped around in HBP not because O HAI her cousin DIED but because Lupin spurned her one true love OMG.

...anyway, there's only Luna left. It helps that the actress that plays Luna made her look like Lucius Malfoy's love-child lolol.

(X-posted @LJ)

Lucius: "I don't understand why you won't use the hair-fluffing charm I taught you."

Draco: "With all due respect, Dad, I look gay enough as it is by virtue of being a Malfoy. Just yesterday someone groped my arse at the Ministry lift!"

Lucius: *is interested* "If you flirt with them, will they give you a promotion, do you think?"

Draco's hair: *threatens to stand up*

Draco: "ARGH!111" *leaves the room with a dramatic robe swirl*

Lucius: "That boy. Wherever did I go wrong? I suppose I should be thankful he washed his hair everyday unlike Severus."

Narcissa: *pats her gay clueless husband*

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The conversation that led to above crackfic: Lucius has the ultimate comb-over...

Happy New Year, everyone! =D Hope you had a great one.

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Shut up, Jo, Shut UP!

Thanks to your stupid interview and family tree I now have:
- three Scorpiuses in my head,
- three Draco's wives,
- this re-surging urge to ship Draco/Charlie (who stayed single = YAYZ \o/),
- this out-of-nowhere urge to ship Scorpius/Louis Weasley (Bill's son) and Scorpius/Lysander Scamander (Luna's son) because those two have the coolest name ever D:
AND
- this urge to write Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy/Rose Weasley JUST BECAUSE.

P.S. In my S.S.M. fanon, Scorpius is younger than Al and Rose though. Score is also born in 2006, like Al and Rose--but he was born on August 31, 2006 *g*. They started attending Hogwarts in 2017. Darn I might need to revise my 20 Things timeline.

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P.P.S. ( Weasley family tree, with commentaries by yours truly. It's a wiiide image because the Weasleys breed like bunnies. )

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Three Scorpiuses:
1. Scorpius Severus Malfoy (Slytherin, Su Li's son, Jade's older brother, became Prefect in Fifth Year then Head Boy)
2. Scorpius Amaryllis Malfoy (Slytherin, Astoria Greengrass' son, only child, moved to Beauxbatons for his Third and Fourth Year and came back to Hogwarts during his Fifth Year, character in "Love Hopes All Things")
3. Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (Ravenclaw, Astoria Greengrass' son, only child, mother died when he was a child, ended up marrying Rose Weasley, character planned for "Love Never Falls Away")

Three women who became Draco's wife:
1. Su Li (Ravenclaw, Chinese, met Draco in China, moved to China with Jade when Scorpius was nine for her work, moved back when Jade started attending Hogwarts)
2. Astoria Greengrass (beautiful, not a good mother, separated from Draco when Scorpius was nine, got a divorce when Scorpius was ten, background character in "Love Hopes All Things")
3. Pansy Parkinson (Draco's childhood friend, doting mother, found out that Draco was having an affair, character planned for "Love Does Not Seek Its Own")

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I've written ten out of 20 things for Scorpius Amaryllis Malfoy, and one 589-word scene in which S.A.M. and Al Potter are in their Sixth Year and just had their first fight after certain revelations during a game of "I've Never" with other Slytherins =P
Ha. Haha. I just love my Malfoys too much.

Anyway, how's everyone's New Year so far?


(X-posted at LJ and GJ)