First, Clark was not completely, 100% heterosexual, contrary to prior evidence, which included some truly pathetic behavior on Lex’s part. Thus, Clark had rejected Lex himself, not Lex’s equipment. Lex actually felt himself moving through Kubler-Ross’s five stages of grief: denial (she can’t be right; she’s never met Clark’s boyfriend; there’s no actual reason to think he has a boyfriend—except for what Clark says about his boyfriend’s eyes, moron), anger (wondering how hard it would be to run the Kent farm into the ground and get Clark kicked out of school), bargaining (maybe he’s changed his mind and would like me now), depression (Dad was right; no one could genuinely want me, and certainly no one like Clark), and finally acceptance (a mélange of all these feelings, with a thin candy coating of calm).

rivkat

rivkat

mahaliem

And if the vampire turns someone, even if it’s only once per book, extrapolate that back for however many centuries or millenia vampires have existed, figure out about how many vampires there probably are in the world, and escalate the problem accordingly. Even the occasional Van Helsing with a satchel full of stakes isn’t going to be able to hold back that particular tide — how long before the human population dwindles to the point where the vampires are all going to starve to death?

"Unquestionably, producing sperm, ejaculate, or seminal fluids is costly for many animals. The energetic demands of sperm production can result in reduced body mass, a shortened life span, or limited lifetime sperm production," they added.

summerslaughter

Lily: I no shout. I talk Scopus, uh huh.
Hewwo, budder!

Draco: I beg your pardon.
Hello Buddha? What on earth makes you call him Buddha. If this is some reference to the way I look then I can only...
Did you just call Scorpius your brother?

azephirin

heidi8

“You’re quite fit,” Hermione says, “but you’re not blond enough.”

To his credit, Harry doesn't blink. “I’m not blond at all.”

“No. Malfoy is, though. He’s so very, very blond. An archetype of blond. A caricature of blond. His hair is blond the way mine is curly.” She rolls onto her stomach and rests her head on her arms. She’s comfortable enough; God knows she’s slept on worse.

Harry sighs and sits down next to her. In a moment, she feels his fingers stroking lightly over her French braid. “Are you ever going to tell me about that?”

“About Malfoy's hair? It’s blond. I already said.”

florahart

melfinatheblue

"Malfoy? What are you doing here?"

"That's likely my child, remember? I want to make sure she's healthy."

"She?"

"I'd like a girl. Mother wants a girl too, and father doesn't really care."

Hermione shook her head. "Honestly. Again, I'm not sure how you don't know this, but you don't get to choose, Draco. It's all about what happens in the moment the sperm and egg meet."

"That's ridiculous."

They [students] will also have to write their own 500 to 800-word story inspired by the book [Philosopher's Stone].

slytherin_100

Draco is tied spread-eagle to Salazar Slytherin's nose, and while he's intrigued by the She-Weasel's proficiency with knots and crampons, he's more intrigued by his Dark Lord's cheekbones. Now this is the kind of leader he could get behind.

megyal

gatewaygirl

lilithilien

megyal

Regret (The Nightmare Remix)
[ Draco, Scorpius, Albus Severus | PG | 200 words ]
After learning that his son has received a snake tattoo, Draco is haunted by memories of his own Mark.

China Doll (The Sounds and the Words Remix)
[ Pansy Parkinson/Draco Malfoy | PG | 200 words ]
Pansy: from the Old French ‘pensee,’ meaning ‘thought.’